mediocre mommy

Very Excited Jack: “Look Mommy, a ello mix mencer”

Mommy: “huh?”

Super Duper, Very Excited Jack About To Explode Out Of His Car Seat: “I said…a ello mix mencer (read: weren’t you listening the first time stupid)”

Mommy: “come again?”

Dying On The Inside Jack: “A ELLO MIX MENCER”

I see my child boiling with joy while at the same time thoroughly pissed that his half-wit mother doesn’t get it. I look around desperate to figure it out. And then, I see it…A Yellow Cement Mixer.